joshpeck:

when your friend karen suggests that you go to taco bell when you can’t go to taco bell because you’re on an all carb diet

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officialnormanbabcock:

when u hear someone ask about a video game u love

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3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h:

some ppls urls r so stupid smh

(Source: 3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h)

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beyonceish:

today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit 

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popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

(Source: guy)

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femharry:

i will always assume indirects are about me. you could make a post/tweet like “ugh i hate that you raised me this way” and i’d be like i’m sorry i shouldn’t have done that

(Source: getsby)

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armadillo:

its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager 

(Source: unsavioured)

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