Would you care for some refreshments?
oh that’s cool they made the bottles look melted into the gr-
I hate when im on the bus and some bitch in the seat in front of me has the window open and im getting fisted in the ass by the fucking wind
when someone has an icon of someone hot n then u check their /tagged/me and find out its not them
HE THOUGHT HIS LIL FRIEND GOT BAKED INTO A COOKIE I AM 100% DONE AWHH
today’s date is 11/12/13 and that is very satisfying to me
it is 12/11/13 sorry buddy(: but im gonna have to confiscate that satisfaction
IT’S 11/12/13 IN THE UK