resetty:

what if websites had closing hours

(Source: pokabu)

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ggaga:

i cant believe they named an entire dog breed after pitbull

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  • 13 year old: I'm so old and cool!! I'm gonna be able to do so much in 3 years when I'm 16! Look how old and cool I am!! I'm not a child!! I can do everything on my own!
  • 17 year old: I am very much a child and I am very scared about what my life is gonna be in the next few years someone please make me grilled cheese and tomato soup so i can sob into it
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    h0odrich:

    not interested dot com forward slash you

    287,791 notes

    whorenament:

    I still don’t know how to accept compliments without either sounding cocky or unappreciative 

    399,378 notes

    abigalmills:

    im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

    (Source: officialinquisitor)

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    sexuallyfrustratedjellybabies:

    sexuallyfrustratedjellybabies:

    so my dog was reunited with his parents today

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    and his dad has provided me with the best reaction picture eVER

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    you think this is a game, son?

    this post is 16 notes away from 70k what the fuck

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    circumcising:

    I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE

    608,919 notes

    pornstarbucks:

    when you forget theres homework due tomorrowimage

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    Anonymous: Girls don't poop either

    lordoftheinternet:

    don’t be ridiculous of course girls poop. they poop once every month and it’s a really big poop so they get cramps and stuff i’ve read personal blogs

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    jaclcfrost:

    something u ordered online finally arriving

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    Anonymous: so, what's your story?

    moonstresss:

    free-spearet:

    heartbreakur:

    parkingstrange:

    Okay, so I normally answer this question with like a 2 minute sentence, but I feel you guys deserve a definitive answer so here we go.

    Nicole and I met in 2011, how you may ask, where we met right here. Yup, right here on the same blue dashboard you’re likely reading this post on. We started talking and getting to know each other pretty well, so we moved over to facebook were our friendship escalated into something more.

    Soon enough into our long distance relationship we started video chatting:


    This went on for about 11 months until we would finally be able to be together.

    This is me in an airport on my way to her for the first time:

    It was probably the most terrifying moment of my life, personally, and I was incredibly nervous. 

    This is us on the car ride back to her house:


    She was really shy about being in pictures, so naturally I tried to take 300. 

    Eventually she started giving in and took more pictures.

    It was only a week, but it was the best week of my life.

    Eventually we decided to start living together, I lived with her and her mom while I found a job in Michigan and made enough to get our own place.

    Job hunting was fun

    Not everything works out as planned though, and we ended up on the streets for 2 months trying to figure out what to do with our lives.

    Looking pretty good for a homeless couple right?

    When we realized things weren’t gonna work out in Michigan we decided to move to Florida with my family where things would be easier for us. 

    I found a job right away.

    And eventually Nicole even joined the crew.


    Things were going really well for us, so we decided to save every penny we had and give it a go in Michigan again. We found a place that we liked and we were happily awaiting to move in in 2 months.

    Things took somewhat of a dramatic turn when Nicoles depression (which she had been battling for a major part of her life) kicked in and she made an attempt at taking her own life.

    Unfortunately her family thought I was to blame for it, and since we were still living under their house while the place we wanted was available  I had to go back to Florida to live with my family. We were separated for the first time in over a year.

    BUT EVERYTHING CHANGED WHEN WE FOUND OUT NICOLE WAS PREGNANT

    She dropped her life in Michigan and flew back to me ASAP

    Our youtube channel and our blog had started to pick up a decent amount of followers, so when we asked for your help and put up a wishlist for Charlie things you guys did not disappoint.

    Soon enough Nicoles belly started growing

    Things had finally settled down, and we were able to enjoy ourselves for the first time, here’s the last Christmas we spent as a party of 2

    Before we knew it February had rolled by and it was time for the baby.

    And just like that we had conceived and brought a new life into this world.

    As of May 2nd 2014 it’s been 3 months since Charlie was born.

    She’s absolutely beautiful, and she’s become the center of our world. It’s been a long, hard, and sometimes stressful journey. It isn’t the most polished, or magical, or glamorous love story you will ever hear. But it is our love story, it is our journey, and we are grateful for every step of it we’ve been able to take side by side.

    If you’re still following our blog after this huge post with our faces on it thank you so much, you’re awesome! <3

    i”m so glad I follow them, they are my faves and I love their story. <3

    Crying

    oh my god can I just say how perfect they are and you should go follow them right now?

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    superwholockpottervenger:

    rneowies:

    rneowies:

    i love star trek!!!!

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    guys people think that i think this is actually star trek i dont want to be remembered like this

    set phasers to fruit salad 

    (Source: jellys)

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    221bisthenumberforme:

    squidyword:

    i hate america i’m moving to hawaii

    should someone say something

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